googlaholic

one (typically a stay at home mom, with kids that don't need a mom) who spends all their time on the computer doing absolutely useless things and finding all these great new websites and labs and all sorts of stuff that people don't need but this person finds super cool.

dude. my mom stayed on her computer all weekend. she was on when i woke up, still on when i went to bed, she stayed up for 3 days straight on it!

wow, she's quite the googlaholic

by mr. cellophane in chili December 7, 2009

Googlebator

Somebody that gets off on all things google and can't wait to get "Buzzed", catch a "Wave", and experiment with the latest lab result. This person usually has stained posters of Sergey and Larry in their bedroom and has collected every different google.com home page image and compiled it into a bed sheet that they use to wipe off the results of their excitement.

After Google Buzz was released Jon, a frequent googlebator, announced the death of twitter and all things social.

by NullReference February 16, 2010

Googlelator

Noun: affectionate nick-name for Google, especially when it is being used on the Iphone.
Verb: see Googlelate
Adjective: see Googlelating

When is Jackson Browne's birthday? Let me go to the Googlelator to find out!

by Wendi G February 28, 2010

googletard

n. A person who can't find things on Google. They're unable to understand the concept of keywords and generalization, and can spend hours searching for something on Google that a normal person can find inside a few minutes.

Maria: "I'm trying to write a paper on the presidential race and I can't find anything about it on Google."
Cindy: "Huh? That's inconceivable."
Maria: "I've been searching for an hour."
Cindy: "What are you searching for?"
Maria: "I put in WHO WILL WIN THE RACE NEXT YEAR?"
Cindy: "You're such a googletard. Search for 'presidential race 2008'."
Maria: "Oh. This thing is so hard."

by ClimbingTheLog February 6, 2008

Googlapoo

"A Google Of Poo." Very Very Shitty.

"How you feeling?"
"googlapoo, man."

by Kaiser December 1, 2004

Googletory

When you click on a Google image to see the larger version, then click the back button but are prohibited from going back to the search results page.

"Aaaahhh! I can't click away from this picture of a guy eating a dead zebra! I'm stuck in Googletory!"

by ebethleo December 5, 2011

Googletard

A person who cannot find what they are looking for on a search engine due to the fact they seem incapable of putting the correct information in the search bar.

I.E- Emma " I can't find a recipe for banana cake anywhere" John " Thats because your a Complete googletard... "

by Dreadcriminal April 27, 2014