Gonzo

someone who is a crazy catch, he is too hard to forget about sometimes. he lives more on the wild side and really doesn’t care, or at least doesn’t show it. don’t get on his bad side because he has dirt on everyone. never get on his bad side it’s scary. don’t lose him once you meet him also. he can put you through hell and back with feelings but he just goes along with it. when he doesn’t get his way he can be aggressive too and he’s a very naughty boy, he knows how to mess with your head too,most times he can be there but the other time he is worrying about himself. he’s easy to approach and befriend, he goes through a lot though. he’s also very good with his hands and lips. all in all he’s a crazy catch, he’s a crazy funny beautiful guy who’s been through hell and back.

“was gonzo okay he seemed sad earlier ”

“last weekend gonzo was wild”

by 546798:))) February 28, 2018

Gonzo

The gonzo is a sexual manuver which entails gouging out the eyes off ones lover, and stapeling them next to the penis of yourself, or someone else, to the left and right, just above the shaft. Hense representing the lovable features of popular muppet charictar: 'GONZO' This will no dought trigger the haughty chuckles of a more relaxed partner, or the promt arrest of said 'gonzooi' if your partner is, for some wild reason, repulsed by it.

'you've been gonzoed'

'some joker gonzoed me last night'

'i whacked out gonzo in a playground yesterday'

'yea bitch! gonzo me good!'

by sneakybitch March 18, 2009

Gonzo

1) Far-out journalism

2) A muppet from 'The Muppets'

1) Person 1: News is such gonzo now-a-days!

2) Person 1a: My favourite muppet is Gonzo! He is so funny!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Gonzo

one of the cutest muppets around!!

Gonzo has a big blue nose and he knows how to use it

by LINDAR June 11, 2006

gonzo

someone or something that has either gone away or disappeared, usually unexpectedly.

Hey, boss is gonzo! Let's party!

by timmie July 4, 2005

gonzo

When you're performing sodomy on a partner and your penis accidentally slips out thereby being hammered into the ass cheek and bends up like Gonzo's nose.

I was bangin' out this MILF, see, and my cocus slipped out and gonzoed that hoebag.

by Dr. Gonzo 9 February 11, 2008

Gonzo

Gonzo is a police officer with a cocaine habit.

Hey gonzo your a cop why are you taking my blow Manna. Gary stop snorting all the evidence just like they say gonzo.

by Tim O October 2, 2007