dirty Gonçalo

Is the act of trying try to penetrate a computer USB port with the man's junk.

Rodrigo tried to do a dirty Gonçalo with his new mac book.

by Dirtyboyyyyy May 23, 2020

Gonzalo

beans

Girl 1: Is that Gonzalo?
Girl 2: It must be because beans ;P

by Tristan Simpson December 27, 2020

grode gonzalous

when someone eats a girl out when she is on the rag (period) also known as blood wings

u know on biker jackets how they have those red wings on theyr jaket well i made up the name grode gonzalous so it would sound funnier

by matt collins January 24, 2004

Gonzalo

To Gonzalo. To interrupt or intrude anything. Generally in between opposite genders. To be the center of everything.

Dude why are you gonzaloing us, can't you just stop. He is such a Gonzalo.

by TheActofNothing August 23, 2014

Gonaloons

A pair of black four-legged creatures that roam through the woods and occasionally protect homes. They are also scavengers and bring back trophy items to homes they protect.

Don't go too far into the woods; the Gonaloons are out.

by Bremen Ben February 6, 2010

gonsalez

Is a great person but has difficult time opening up to people due to trauma but is a very handsome guy with a long slong

Gonsalez is so mysterious but sexy as fuck

by Yotoyoy October 26, 2018

gonzalo

A WEIRD MAN WHOM I GO TO SCHOOL WITH AND HE HAS PORNO FACIAL HAIR
BUT HES ALSO AMAZING

gonzalo has porno facial hair but it’s okay he’s a good friend

by urmom10k November 29, 2021