Glizzy Goliath

Similar to a throat goat, but is indeed the mouth monster

Damn ma, you a glizzy goliath

by Fire.Emoticon🔥 July 21, 2020

Hankey Goliath

The Hankey Goliath is a very girthy dildo.

I can take a hankey goliath easily

by HankeyMaster June 19, 2022

Goliath

Goliath derives from the nickname given to David for his unknown sized penis by his bomb ass friends who hit up White Castle cuz itz da shit. Only known surviving witness is a young carbon based female who goes by the name Jenny, not the Criag. David is a Hollister fanatic who on occasion wears cub jersys reading "Fuk-u-do-me" Legend has it, his pimp ass bifocals have the ability to turn him gay at will. We understand this because of his famous quote, "If ur hot im single, but if ur ugly then im gay!" Some question if his gayness is permanant due to the fact he is always hitting on his sexy ass friends, especially Bruzr. Sadly, David is unaware of his infatuation and unrequitted love for the one named Jenny, once again not the Craig.

David: So you ready for round 2 Goliath

Goliath: I should call the police for the way you beat me!

*Police* (knocking on door): Open the door Goliath! We know ur in there.

Goliath: Youll never catch me alive damn coppers! Im hangin with my bomb ass freinds, Bruzr n Titanic, theyre owning me in smash bros right now! (Borat voice)"I Like"

Jenny: Get em, he put me in a wheelchair and didnt even call. (What a pimp)

by Playa_Co June 17, 2008

A Goliath

To put a Green asparagus 6 inches up ur asshole

Naaa mate, I will be five minutes, just off for a Goliath.

by nicholas118 December 24, 2017

Goliath

When you're done banging a really fat girl and you finished into a condom. You take the condom off, stretch it out really far like a sling shot, and shoot your nut right at the centre of her forehead. Like a modern day David.

Cody: I got super drunk last night, and brought home Beckys fat friend. The sex was whatever, so after I finished I took the condom off and goliathed her.

by Goliathsdavid March 1, 2019

Shave-id and Goliath

Right after you perform a pube overhaul, and no longer have any pubes, whether being on your grundle, balls or fupa, if you obtain a boner, thou shalt dub it Shave-id and Goliath.

I just did a pube overhaul. Check out Shave-id and Goliath.

by W0nt0ns00p April 24, 2009

david and goliath

A condom gets left inside a person then someone else stretches it out and releases it causing a sting when it hits.

Jack- "I'm bored with donkey punching.
Jill- "Well finish up and you can give me a David and Goliath."
Jack- "Yahoo!"

by Detwiler November 7, 2007