guitarded

The inevitable state attained when a normally skilled guitar player loses said skill after over-imbibing in alcohol and/or other narcotics, and can no longer play a normally easy song or riff.

Note: normally this is used only by the guitar player him/herself, as those in the vicinity are likely also too inebriated to notice the guitardedness.

1)Fuck! I'm guitarded. 2)I'll play you this song unless I'm already too guitarded.

by Kdott December 6, 2006

Gentarded

When someone has no idea the genre of music he is listening to or that there is more than just pop, rock, country, & techno.

person1: "Hey! How about some house?" person2: "Nah..ive been spending too much time @ home, lets go somewhere else." person1 to person3: "Haha! Is he gentarded or what? Lets ditch him & go to the club & check out some house music!"

by DiGiTaLnDiZkO November 3, 2014

gaytarded

Used to describe something so disagreeable that neither "gay" nor "retarded" (derog.) are sufficient descriptors. Gay + Retarded = Gaytarded

The movie "I Know Who Killed Me" is gaytarded.

by sara g March 7, 2009

Guitarded

A person who thinks he's/she's cool because they play guitar.

Stop being so guitarded, you can barely play that thing!

by Stuart Mizrahi October 18, 2008

guitarded

means retarded but with a guitar.

hey dat was soo guitarded.

by jk October 28, 2004

Guitarded

1. The act of being mentally altered and attempting to play more than you can with a guitar.

2. When the drummer in your band mis-speaks and is caught and the rest of the guys morph the word into something stoneriphic

When i tried to play that solo i got all "guitarded"

by Aggressive Betty February 11, 2006

Guitarded

To have no dexterity at the Playstation 2 game guitar hero 1 or 2.
OR

To be just plain bad and have no talent at guitar hero, like Mrs. Peck.

Mrs. Peck did an abysmal job at guitar hero 2, she got booed off of the stage so fast, i swear that she's guitarded.

by Steven "Poseidon" Segura March 23, 2007