goisture

The collection of moisture in the gouche region on hot sticky days.

Its so hot I've got wicked goisture.

by stones717 August 23, 2011

godsturbating

Masturbating to imaginary things.

Dude, I was just godsturbating to the fact that Leonardo DiCaprio got an Oscar!

by Dr Seuss's Cat Flavored Dog May 15, 2014

Godsturbating

When your the best at jacking off

I am godsturbating right now no one can do better than me I got 20 orgasms per hour

by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

Godish Balls

Where your balls create so many children you have more kids than God

That guy has Godish Balls

by Godish Balls Face Man May 16, 2019

godisyuju

The least unrpblematic kpop stan☝️🍌

Omg are u godisyuju?!
-yes i am
AAAAAAHHH✨

by Chan’s wifeu and V’s shoe January 4, 2021

Godiot

A human who embraces Supreme Creator fantasies over reality

Today I had the misfortune to be seated next to a Godiot on the train

by W8ing 2 Di June 27, 2021

godiot

A person who would rather believe ancient stories than modern testable science

If it wasn't for godiots and their stubborn irrational beliefs, humans may well have been traveling to the stars by now

by W8ing 2 Di June 27, 2021