fairy godmother

In short, a fairy godmother is a good-looking faghag, a good-looking female that primarily hangs out with homosexual men - please see definition for faghag.

If Cindy Crawford hung out with gay guys all the time, then she would be a fairy godmother

by pidgey January 2, 2005

Guinness Godmother / Godfather

The designated person (usually an Aunt, Uncle, Parent, Grandparent or Close Friend of Your Mother) who always provides you at Christmas or Birthdays with the latest edition of The Guinness Book of World Records.

OMG, I got ANOTHER Guinness Book of World Records from my Guinness Godmother / Godfather this Christmas... soo predictable!

I had FOUR Guinness Godmother's last Christmas.. Made a fortune on Ebay and was able to buy the 257th edition of Batman Figurines!

I wish I had a Guinness Godfather.. I have never got the Guinness Book of World Records in my life.. I'll trade you one for one of the 20 t-shirts I got though!

by Banshee & Ghost November 10, 2007

GoBot

A person who acts like a cheap imitation of a genuine person. Derived from the popularity of the cheap and easily breakable gobot action figures (rip-offs of the original transformers)

Quit being a gobot and put the scarf down 'Jean-Paul'

by laemonicus August 30, 2010

Godbrothers

The relationship between the sons of Godparents.

If we both have kids our sons will be Godbrothers

by AngelBob3 March 10, 2018

godot

A coffee addict. Drinks 17 cups of coffee in 6 hours. Does not like any sugar, milk, or sweetener in coffee.

My teacher is such a godot.

by hhhhhi9iiiiyf67t6 February 22, 2021

Godmother

A person who was there when a child was baptized and is a close friend to the mother or father, it says on google that it is a great honor to be a godmother or godfather. Personally I do not like small children.

“She is your godmother, she is like another mom to you”

by Kermit The Yandere June 12, 2020

Godwottery

Nonsense, balderdash.

Person 1: Why so much godwottery?
Person 2: I dunno. I was bored.

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016