Mountain Goating

When girls get drunk and try to get to the highest surface closest to them in the bar, club, house party, or outdoors.

Yeah Ashlee took her fourth shot and then Drake come on in the bar and she started Mountain Goating onto the table

by MoutainGoatOG November 5, 2018

totez ma goatz

A word used in place of totally and totez. It makes you sound cooler. Sometimes can be used in sarcasm.

Joe: Did you seriously fuck Cindy last night?

Sam: Totez ma goatz

by yourmommasatrucker April 28, 2011

maximus_goatimus

Jedi master who puts the izzle in shizzle.

Max is a jedi when it comes the bd.

by :o January 20, 2005

Goatified

To be the world's most underrated Fortnite console player there is by commenting on every Fortnite Instagram post and playground/creative mode highlight video to exist, stating the fact that you're really out here grinding everyday to be in Ghost, FaZe, Chronic or any other "Org" that exists. Basically, self-promoting and claiming that you're the best at Fortnite when you probably only have 24 wins in total but every single cosmetic piece in the item shop.

RidiculousFN comments on a YouTube video: "Yo, whoever wants to 1v1 playground add me on Epic friends. I'm actually underrated so if you can please check out my channel it'll mean a lot. I'm streaming on twitch everyday @TTV.RidiculousFN check me out and subscribe, I'm really out here grinding for Chronic! Like so they can notice me!"

No one ever: "I'm literally the fastest builder in my school I can quadruple ramp rush while on the highest sensitivity and custom controller binds.. I'm literally goatified."

by Listen Here Buddy April 1, 2019

Mountain-goating

The act of scaling rocks and hillsides at a rapid pace.

Billy was mountain-goating up the rockside in order to capture the flag.

by thecumdown September 5, 2012

goating

The act of putting ones balls behind their legs while mooning an unexpecting boy. If said boy looks at mooner, mooner may touch unexpecting boys butt twice.
Mostly used by near-homosexual football players.

"Matt spanked Dusty twice after goating him!"

by c-dizzle YA HEARD August 15, 2006

Goatism

To announce what was already said by another, in an idiotic fashion using similar wording but not directly repeating what was said before by the other person

2.An idiot's version of sarchasm but doesnt have the intent of being sarchastic therefore making the person sound like Greg.E

3.To overlook one's common sense value for their own idiocy.

Person A: ''well ryan doing that ...well that would be like shooting in the dark''

Person B: (goatism)
''well you see ryan thats like shooting blindly and not knowing where your shooting''

by G- Reg October 17, 2008