Goatism

Etymology: G.O.A.T+ Autism

A neurological condition where a person is born with an over-abundance of greatness.

Symptoms include: spontaneous oozing of swag, the inability to focus on lame things, proficiency in any and all things.

Example #1
Person 1: *hits 5th strike in bowling*
Person 1: “Sorry guys it’s my goatism acting up again”

Example #2

Geff : Hey Jorje, I got my test results in the mail!
Jorje: Awesome let’s check ‘em out
*tears letter*
Geff: It says here, that I tested 100% for Goatism?
Jorje: That tracks, you’re basically the LeBron of everything.

by LeBronBussyToy January 27, 2025

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Goatis

Another way to say ‘Jesus,’ ‘Saviour,’ ‘Christ,’ ‘Enlightener,’ ‘Prophet,’ etc.
Used to describe someone who spreads the truth and wakes people up from their brainwashed, unatural slave lives—often by going against man-made societal norms. Aka modern messiah.

"Stop trying to act so smart, you think your a goatis or something"
"Damn, I knew you were wise but you sound like your a goatis or something"
"This book? Pure Goatis. Changed my life for the better."

by Vegan_Gym_IceBathBoy April 23, 2025

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