Masterual Gratification

To do something constructive while getting charisma through masterbation from someone or something else.

Person A: So you get Masterual Gratification, doing push ups while fucking a glory hole you made in the floor?

Person B: Yes, and it feels good in both my arms and my penis.

by xFISHx October 24, 2007

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getification

To improve ones abiltiy to obtain things.

I improved my getification of sexual favors today.

by Tuua Mater May 29, 2007

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gavification

A Facebook notification of the worst kind - One from Gav. If you receive a gavification, you should probably ignore it.

Gav commented on your status. - IGNORE THIS GAVIFICATION AT ALL COSTS.

by Smemma January 19, 2011

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gitification

A trend whereby the popular media is transformed by a the promotion of loud, obnoxious, unfunny gits

The gitification of Radio 1 was complete with the arrival of Chris Moyles on the breakfast show

by Spudwinkle August 23, 2006

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Gamification

The process of turning the world as it is experienced into a computer game.

"Work doesn't feel like work anymore Harry. It feels like they've got me jumping through hoops with these bonus points games the new line manager has introduced. But games are games right?. Bring it on!"

"Gamification is the word you're looking for Norris my dear lad"

by Benncm June 21, 2011

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