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goat mom

Goat mom is a character from the populair Indie-Game, Undertale.
Her real name is actually Toriel. But that nickname was given because
in the game, she is pretty like a motherfigure to you.
" OH MY GOD GOAT MOM <3 " - A random Undertale Trash.
" Why does even people like her anyway? " - A furry hater.
" OH GOD, IM SO SORRY GOAT MOM! " - Someone doing a Genocide run.
by Xrayer April 13, 2016
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Pepe the Love Goat

Suave goat that lives in a Buick Invicta with El Puko.
Might be from Bolivia.
Gets more ass than a toilet seat.
You don't stand a chance in hell with that nubile, you ain't fucking Pepe the Love Goat, cholo!
by Alex Trebec August 23, 2007
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Goatfucked

previous definition ment to say, riviting everyone on the block's car doors shut.

goat + fucked

the state you might find yourself in after being tijuana kidnapped (possibly just babysat) by satanists.

literal - waking up after a blackout drunk bender, naked, tied to a tree, with a goat, and the goat is dead.
reciting the past tense scenario and literal definition of 'goatfucked' to ones mother and her exasperating "i'm way too old to have that much fun."
by ]23[]D(())//\\//\\a[]\[] July 23, 2012
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Goat Slap

An unsolicited picture in the form of a text or email wherein a selfie containing only male genetalia is attached.
How am I supposed to go back to waiting on customers when I just got goat slapped by that guy I met at the bar on Friday?
by L.J.Hudson August 9, 2016
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GOAT

Cristiano is the GOAT
Basic football knowledge is required to learn that Ronaldo is the football GOAT (and NOT the Ghost of Eibar aka Pessi)
by RationalFootballFan from Chile September 19, 2023
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goat threshold

The level of alcohol intake where you cross the point of no return and spend the evening 'goating around', self control is lost and a hangover is almost inevitable.

Anything after the goat threshold is the birthplace of "It seemed like a good idea at the time".
1. Once you pass the goat threshold there is no return, now hand me the beer funnel.
2. I'm so hung over today, I really crossed the goat threshold early yesterday.
by Maever September 8, 2016
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Goaex

Pronunciation: Gw-ex

A commonly used term to describe intimate relations between two or more goats, abbreviation of GOAT-SEX, this word describes an action performed only by goats and no other species.

Alternative meaning: When seen in the wilderness it can be interpreted as a sign from Beelzebub, an omen that wondrously terrible things are approaching

ex. unpasteurized milk, unprotected sex, etc.
“I watched live goaex at my local farm last night while i snuck in to steal the fresh unpasteurized goat milk i crave.”
by Arnie Stiltskin August 15, 2023
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