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Gronked

Being drug on the ground clinging to an appendage while trying to tackle someone.

Being crushed, or ran over by someone while engaged in sports, particularly American football.

Being thoroughly embarrassed or humiliated by an opposing team member while participating in sports.

Originated in a NFL preaseason game where New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski drug Linebacker James Laurinaitis 5 yards along the ground while he was holding onto his leg. The play resulted in a touchdown for the Patriots and humiliation for the linebacker from Ohio State University.
Did you see that dude get Gronked? Wow that was awesome!
by Pats Fans September 9, 2010
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Gronklet

A Gronklet is generally someone that lacks core motor skills and or social skills.

In Australia it is common for the boiz to say "You're a bloody Gronklet mate"

Can also refer to someone that has a small stature
Jordan you're a gronklet. you lack basic skills to function in human society.... Please Die
by Mrjordie August 21, 2018
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Rob Gronkowski

The most epic man ever to play for the New England Patriots.
Dude, did you Rob Gronkowski make that sweet catch and break through those defenders.
by RG87 December 31, 2011
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gronkowski

A super human being. Can have sex with pornstars after a loss in the super bowl. Super good at sports. Excels in the bedroom. Has muscles bigger than Poseidon's penis.
That guy is a total Gronkowski he can play all the sports.

Where were you last night? I was with a Gronkowski, I'm so sore this morning.

That guys muscles make him look like a Gronkowski.
by obesecatdancer December 12, 2013
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Goonk

He crashed straight in to the back of my car! What a Goonk!
by Corey NZ April 6, 2010
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Gmork

Originally from the 1984 Film "The Never Ending Story" Gmork was the servant of the "Nothing" that was filling up the land of Fantasia and tearing it apart. Basically Gmork is a straight bad ass who looks tougher than any creature I have seen on any film to date. Faintly glowing green eyes, wolf like appearance, serious double K9 teeth, very dark questionable purpose. He may represent much more than he appears and is all for the sorrow. GMORK

"Who are you?"

"I am Gmork...and you..whoever you are, can have the honor of being my last victim."

I will not die easily. I am a warrior."

"Ha, brave warrior. Then fight the Nothing."

"Who are you really"

"I am the servant of the power behind the Nothing. I was sent to kill the only one who could have stopped the Nothing. I lost him in the swamps of sadness....his name was Atreyu!"

"If we are about to die anyway...I'd rather die fighting! Come for me Gmork! I am Atreyu!"
"Who are you?"

"I am Gmork...and you..whoever you are, can have the honor of being my last victim."

I will not die easily. I am a warrior."
by Thenothing-- April 25, 2011
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GMoney-Gemming

The best call of duty zombies player ever in the world. Went to numerous round 100’s, completed all Easter eggs and is in the top 1% of zombies to this day.
Yo let’s do the Easter egg with GMoney-Gemming
by Lee Ross December 28, 2020
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