Gluten Stoned

When you have too much gluten and you feel goofy. Synonym for food coma.

My friend ate a calzone and he's acting wierd, I think he might be gluten stoned.

by Fyerse April 16, 2015

Gluteus Maximus Frontalis

The scientific name for a "FRONT BUTT".

"That guy's got a HUGE Gluteus Maximus Frontalis on him. It's like an extra cushion."

by MetaPoo November 28, 2009

Gluten-free heffer

A plump/overweight person who insists on eating expensive gluten-free or other health foods thinking they will lose weight, typically failing to achieve results due to lack of exercise or other factors, resulting in largely irrational confusion, frustration, etc

Kirstie Alley is/was such a gluten-free Heffer!

by Malphrus August 25, 2011

Glutien

A noise made when something weird, random, unexpected or scary happens.
Resulting in the noise 'Glutien' - Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!
And flaring of the nosrtils.
It may also be a symbol made by your hands, creating a 'G'

Jess: 'How do you spell can?'
Jacqui:'You don't know how to spell can?'
Jess:'No'
Jacqui:'Glutien! *flares nostrils*'

by wescarr June 24, 2009

glutated

Of exceedingly high quality

Jesus Bob that is one glutated squirrel.

by Kither July 8, 2017

Gluten shaft

This is another term to refer to a long, thin loaf of French bread which is commonly made of lean dough, ie. at baguette.

Man, that gluten shaft that your mom baked if amazing.

by brownie.123 November 10, 2017

Glutenpee

Queen of jesting and lemon demon

"You see that new Glutenpee post?"
"Yeah she funny af on da gram"

by Scoutgaming November 16, 2020