snurk my glurk

Could be translated to mean:
"Please fellate me", but not necessarilty as polite.

She was the first one who ever snurked my glurk. Ah, memories.

by Zaphod Beeblebrox March 9, 2005

Glum Glum

The act of going down on a female after the male has ejaculated inside her vag.

Barry: "Have you ever tasted your own spunk?"
Trevor: "No, what?! Thats sick, why, have you?"
Barry: "Yeah."
Trevor: "Why? Thats wrong, and a bit gay!"
Barry: "It isn't gay, she made me do it!! She likes Glum Glum!"

by Spunk Sucker April 16, 2011

glurbal

Something that is disgusting, gross or sluggish. Usually the laziest, most unhygienic, and monstrously ugly people fall under this category.

“Look, Jeff is glurbaling all over himself!”
“Look at Steve, he is so drunk he looks like a glurbal.”
“I’ve done nothing all day, I feel like glubal!”
“That Kevin guy across the street looks like a giant perverted glurbal!”

by glurbal May 24, 2014

glum

A disheartened emotional state, often manifests a short loss of spirit, more colloquially described as a feeling of sad and shit

Only receiving the participation award Jimmy B seemed glum then angrily and dramatically raising his arm with a single erect digit in tow, and proudly waving it about at the announcer.

Tiffany was glum after Martin misinterpreted her texts and did not respond.

by strangerNdanger February 21, 2018

Glumagen

Multiple uses - used to replace almost any word

Glen has no hope. Glen is such a glumagen

I stubbed my toe, I’m such a glumagen

Covid is so glumagen

by Horsefooter_33 September 1, 2020

Glumpter

Anything your heart desires

Can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, preposition, conjunction, interjection, or numeral.

Ex.

“Woah! Sandy just gave him that glumpter grip!”
“Last night David made a glumpter shot in pool!”
“You should’ve seen it! There was about glumpter deer in front of my car!”

by Tshchlerky January 8, 2023

Glurg

Mood // Relatable

“school sucks”
“glurg”

by AdoomyStiro April 28, 2021