gürkan

The name is mostly confused with gurkan. While gurkan means disgusting things according to urban dictionary, conversely gürkan is known as "god".

My name is gürkan, not gurkan.

by sugarfreeak August 20, 2019

Glumkoneechiwawa

A person who is mean or irritating.

asdfg: I hate you.
me: Sheesh you don't have to be a glumkoneechiwawa!

hjkl: You can't do anything right!
me: You are such a glumkoneechiwawa!

by xxkitkatmixx March 30, 2009

glark

Verb: The funny, sloppy, gulping, choking noises one makes while performing deep throat fellatio.

To glark or not to glark, that is the question.

by Jacqui Lambie May 27, 2016

glerk

1. A person who likes to waste other people's time by spending hours talking about things that only interest themself.

2. A person that thinks listening to other people's opinions might give them a rash.

3. A person who loves sweater-vests.

That glerk won't stop squawking about this random BS, but his sweatervest is sure nice.

by Florky Dorf March 1, 2007

gurkaladur

an expression used to describe when someone does something completely stupid, retarded or derpy.

gurkaladur, bruh!

by durfrocker July 2, 2017

Griffin Gluck

The best actor there is. Super good looking. Is in Middle School the Worst Years of My Life and Tall Girl and was a halfbred in an episode of the office etc..

Omg is that Griffin Gluck!

by Emma Chamberleen December 4, 2019

gluck gluck 9000

means giving head

“how was last night?”
“yeah i gave papa smurf a fat gluck gluck 9000”
“was it good?”
“yessir”

by papasmurfs_fatglizzy September 25, 2020