Fope Gauntlet

A Central New Jersey term named after college baseball athlete Matt Fope. A Fope Gauntlet consists of drinking 30 Miller lites in 30 minutes and then consuming an entire rotisserie chicken or grandma-style pizza.

Professor David isn't in class today because he preformed a Fope gauntlet last night.

by Alex the big A September 14, 2022

Glute Spread

For one to take their hands in between their Gluteus Maximus and pull their cheeks apart. Typically done on bodybuilding stages. Tristyn Lee is the one who formulated this posing routine. Phil Heath did it on stage in 2018 which sparked its huge success in bodybuilding.

Did you see Phil heaths Glute spread in 2018? That pose was incredible!

by Tristyn Lee August 14, 2021

Glunge

A word coined by world-famous Karl Pilkington to describe a sludge-like substance.

I am up to my waist in glunge.

by addnathan February 26, 2010

glütch

One who is totally unaware of the feelings, desires and need of others. Not necessarily malevolent, just ignorant.

Josh woke me up at 3 this morning, playing the new Clipse CD on full volume. What a glütch.

by bshea December 12, 2006

glute flute

noun - the instrument used to poot

Norrie plays a mean glute flute

by Elle Ji July 29, 2009

The Infinity Gauntlet

The Ultimate Drug Experience. Once completed, the user will feel as powerful as Thanos. In order to wield the gauntlet, one must be under the influence of the six stones at the same time.

Soul- Alcohol. One must get so drunk that they pour their very soul out to anyone who will listen.
Time- Weed. One must burn so much kush that they feel that time is coming to a standstill
Reality- LSD. One's own reality must be altered so much that they feel the ability to control all reality.
Space- MDMA. One must feel as if they are in a 90s rave. That much MDMA.
Mind- Shrooms. One must be able to unlock 100% of their brain power.
Power- Anabolic steroids- The strength of 100 men.

You won't feel so good when it all wears off

Peter was so high that he got the infinity gauntlet last night.

by op potato slayer June 6, 2018

gluntford

Really really full of something, but nobody's sure just what it is or why!

man, that movie was so gluntford, i'm going to have to smoke some crack to figure it out!

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003