Glowdick

Glow dick (n):

a phenomenon that occurs when one wakes up from a kinky ass time the morning after, only to find out that not only does he have a questionable amount of glow sticks in proximity to his dick, but his dick has actually taken on magical fucking superpowers

ex. “no you don’t understand, the sex was actually magical. he had a glowdick!”

by Fournder November 16, 2016

Glord

The lord of the gays, often used in a derogative manner

Thing 1: "Have you seen that shirt Johns wearing?"

Thing 2: "Yea mate, he looks like such a glord!"

by selfhealer February 9, 2010

Glodine

a girl with stature and presence. she glows, sparkles, and bubbles.

"God did you see that girl? She's so hot; she's such a glodine."

by sparklepony February 2, 2010

Glord

God and Lord combined.

Friend:"omfg, i just gave my ex-girlfriend a socket wrench"
Me:"Oh Glord!"

by muchokarma April 13, 2013

gleydi

The most beautiful girl in the world😍

Gleydi is the best girlfriend.

by Melelamdnx June 16, 2017

gloy

A make of glue that tastes and smells like marzipan. Dodder once acclaimed it as being, "The tastiest form of school equipment since the calculator."
Often used for having races, everyone winds their Gloy to the bottom of the tube, then races to the top until the actual gloy and lid fall off.

Recently became the second sponsor of Amateur Football Club, Cabana FC.

Mrs Bowland, Pratty is crying because he got "Gloy" in his Hair.

Mrs Bowland, Mackroy covered a pencil in "Gloy" and dropped it on the floor, asked Marko to pick it up for him but he got "Gloy" on his hand and threw it at Callum who stuck the pencil in Becca's hair. Now Becca is upset.

by Mackroy September 19, 2006

glord

a fat over satisfied human or animal who squints and crosses arms in a jerk fashion thinking they are lord of all they see

look at that fat bastard glord

by meatplowinthemorning July 3, 2010