globerino

someone who acts like a totally idiot: a person who is miserable to be around or be involved with
: like the 2000s cartoon side-character, Globgrog. Globgrog would make blatantly dumb choices and make everyone around them miserable.

"omg I got caught cheating on my test"
"you goddamn globerino! what were you thinking"

by Kolme Alexander April 8, 2021

Danny Glover Defence

The sequence in movies where a person getting shot at procedes to take cover behind a thinner object than him/herself ie a lamp post, thin pillar etc, and parts of the person are sticking out either side, yet they still manage to avoid getting shot. (as seen in the first Saw movie and several bugs bunny cartoons.)

JP> Dude, how did you not get shot at paintball this morning?

Chris> I was deploying the Danny Glover Defence

JP>Nice!

by ultrachris2000 October 7, 2010

A Donald Glover Year

A year filled with endless awesomeness...

"While the rest of us were sobbing into our pillows at night (that can't just have been me) Donald Glover was releasing one of the best albums of 2016 titled Awaken, My Love, releasing one of the best shows of 2016 called Atlanta, and getting cast in both Ultimate Spider-Man and the untitled Han Solo standalone. And for the cherry on top, the renaissance man even had a baby with his identity-less girlfriend. That's a heck of a lot of awesome in one year." (Lipsitz)

Dude: So what are your new year's resolutions?
Me: To have a Donald Glover year!

by veemotingoa December 8, 2016

grower

A penis that gets a lot bigger during an erection. Usually smaller than a shower to start with.

See also: Shower

My penis is a grower.

by Ross W December 14, 2003

Guerrilla Grower

A person who grows marijuana plants outdoors in secret areas, also known as a "Ganja Farmer". Guerrilla refers to the tactics they use to plant the marijuana and keep it secret. A Guerrilla Grower is hard to find because they are not known by many people, they are usually intelligent, stealth and chill.

Tom was a guerrilla grower until the police found his crops.

by Tiim Hooker February 23, 2009

Grower

A penis that is really, really short when flaccid, but can triple, sometimes quadruple in size when aroused.

something that does exist, much to the disdain of the showers, which tend to be asshole jocks or over confident douchebags.

growers, on the other hand, have low libido, but enough kick in their man cannons to pleasure their woman. watch the magic, from 2 inches to 7. holy shit.

1. (in locker room) dude1: dude, what the hell is that? *laughs*

Dude 2: whatever, i'm a grower.

later that night

Dude 2: watch the magic baby...

chick 1: Damn thats some serious magic!

by Ironic God Guy April 15, 2011

Gorilla Grower

An individual who grows marijuana in remote or undisclosed locations.

The "Gorilla grower" is usually planting crops illegally.
A word used to directly describe a active marijuana prohibitionist.

"That guy comes in and out of the woods with fertilizers and buckets..."
"Hey, he might be one of those gorilla growers"

by Creative Nes June 21, 2016