Dis-Fucking-Gusting

Dis-Fucking-Gusting is used when the good 'ol standard disgusting just won't do in conveying your utter disgust.

Dude: Damn, Nick's burps are Dis-Fucking-Gusting!!!!
Trick: I concur.

Nick: Heather is Dis-Fucking-Gusting!!!!!
Matt: I rather enjoy her...

by RaiderRob December 20, 2010

Gusting

When your are about to go down on your fine lady friend, but first you nee to check if she has washed so you put your face only a small distance away from the vagina under scrutiny and you use your left hand to gentle waft the air towards your nose while taking a stealthy inhale to check the pungency.

Nan!? NAN!? Are you trying to gust me!? Ridiculous! You better know I wash bitch! - or - I've caught you gusting me you saggy little shit!

by Jesusthebickeringfuck November 30, 2018

clousting

Clitoral jousting. Two buxom young fillies jousting using their clitorii as lances, often spurred on by a baying, male crowd.
Not to be confused with cousting

To finance their sordid pursuits, Sunit and Henry would often organise illicit clousting events

by Philippe Flopp May 4, 2006

glossing the front door

Great for people who wants multiple visitors to their front door. Applying a thick coat, as often as needed. Spread evenly for a smooth finish and to cover all crevices.

Claudia spent the weekend glossing the front door.

by The Gentleman Phraser August 7, 2017

fret-gloating

Fretting over a perfect decision that will remove one from an already perfect present. Tends to elicit unfettered gloating once the decision is determined to have been the right choice. Fret-gloating typically appears in social media status posts. Although disguised as fretting, fret-gloating is a double down on bragging.

Allison is fret-gloating in her social media posts again. "Our yearlong vacation to Paris is rapidly approaching just while my garden is looking incredible! Wondering if we're making the right decision?"

by Jambafish September 8, 2013

Mutual Ghosting

To describe when two people have hung out with each other and the next day they mutually don’t text each other back because they *know* that time they spent together was not worth ever hanging out again.

Mutual ghosting: when you know, you know

by Stefaniyo April 13, 2021

Holy Ghosting

Purposely & intentionally discontinuing contact with a friend, or more appropriately a lover, in the interest of bettering the ghostee’s life or preserving their virtue. Usually in the case that they have feelings for you that you don’t or cannot reciprocate, therefore, saving them from future heartache.

“I told him I wasn’t interested in anything serious, but he asked me to move in with him after one hang out sesh. I know I don’t feel the same way, and I don’t want to hurt him, so I ended up Holy Ghosting on that hoe.”

by TheHolyGhoster October 6, 2018