Glazed donut

It's a fucking donut with glaze on it you nasty fucks.

"Hey can I have a donut with glaze on it?"
"Do you mean a glazed donut?"

by LitnessFitness5 July 25, 2016

Gladys

The most amazing girl . She's shy at first. She's funny, always laughing. She's smart. She's the kind of girl that will be there for you no matter what. She's loyal. She's awesome. She's beautiful. She's sweet and kind hearted.

Boy 1: Damn look at that girl.
Boy: She's a gladys.

by Oliver25 February 8, 2014

Gladys

the most amazing person you'll ever be lucky enough to meet. extroverted , kind , and creative. she's an artist naturally and it shows in her original style. she's an icon and an inspiration. she's also your favorite granny friend who's always baking for funsies. she's the life of the party and can make any situation fun. she's also not afraid to be straightforward and gives great advice. she's the best of friends and deserves the whole world.

Gladys is the best person I've ever met.

by sunnieshines June 2, 2018

Glazed Helmet

When dragging your cock out of a chick you've been long-dickin for an hour your cock/helmet is power smudged with pussy cum. Your dome-piece looks like a "glazed helmet."

Man, I was bare backin the shit out of this hose hound and couldn't cum. I finally pulled out my glazed helmet and said sorry, I can't cum, where's your shower, I have to rinse off this glazed helmet!

by RZdonks December 29, 2009

Glazing the elephant

To ejaculate over something

Joe was caught glazing the elephant over the new equipment

by Bigredwalrus March 28, 2019

glazi

Glazi is short for Global Socialists. Similar to a Nazi who is a national socialist. Global socialists are for racial diversity. National socialists only promote their own kind. Global socialists are also supported by the rich who want control, one global currency and one world government.

You ever notice that glazis are trying to tell people that they have to give up their stuff for the sake of society.

by Taekwondoka July 16, 2014

Glázsered

Getting bamboozled in a really fucking shitty way.

Look at that poor guy! He was glázsered by his chemistry teacher-he jerked him off for an A but than got a Z instead.

by Fitymafej June 12, 2018