glaucoma test

The most barbaric test in all of medicine

"Now it's time for the glaucoma test, look at the little red dot"
"I see it now what"
"Keep looking...."
"SNAP!"
"OH SHIT, MY EYES JUST BLEW OUT THE BACK OF MY HEAD!"

by RockinDetroit February 19, 2006

anal glaucoma

21st Century ailment or sickness.

Call the Boss;
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' you say.

'What the hell is anal glaucoma?' Boss says

'I can't see my ass coming into work today.'

by gavs February 21, 2008

Pre-Glaucoma Treatment

The Politically correct way of saying Marijuana. Especially useful around younger people who don't know what the h Glaucoma is.

Also a good subject to mention to your optometrist! He'll love it!!!

guy #1 What the hell are you doing dude - we are going on a job interview. Don't light that joint in my car.

guy #2 Dude,I have to smoke my Pre-Glaucoma TreatmentEVERY day or I may go blind!

by Hippie Chick 1972 December 25, 2008

glaucoma medication

some states, such as Oregon, have legalized the use of medical marijuana to treat glaucoma, which is a disease that causes blindless. so basically, pack up your piece, go to oregon, pretend you have glaucoma, and get baked on some sweet glaucoma meds.
(see also weed reefer ganga pot herb)

Yo megan, this glaucoma is getting hard to deal with. grab your glaucoma medication, let's go to an OFG meeting and smoke a bowl.

by OFGmember September 16, 2008

anal glaucoma

too lazy to go to work

boss; why wern't you at work today?
employee: because i just couldn't see my ass coming in to work today

by hegmo March 20, 2004

Anal Glaucoma

Inability to see your ass doing a thing.

Steak Fries called in sick to work today he was suffering like a motherfuckin ebola infested feces throwing monkey suffering from Anal Glaucoma and could not see his ass going to work

by steakfries December 19, 2008

kiddie glaucoma

1. a fictional medical term used to describe recreational marijuana use as an adolescent

2. a sarcastic remark used to evade questioning

Bystander: Do you have a prescription for that?
Smoker: Yeah man, I have kiddie glaucoma.

by CactusJoe71 February 5, 2010