glau
pronounced guh-la-ow. glau means to have attained a great amount of deliciousness. mostly used by potheads to describe the sandwich they just ate or the brownies they had.
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Summer Glau
A fantastic actress and stunningly beautiful young woman, she is known for playing River Tam on the show Firefly and in the movie Serenity, and for playing the reprogrammed Terminatrix Cameron, who is the bodyguard of teenage John Connor on the hit FOX show Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
Summer Glau by IHeartTheBlackParade June 23, 2009
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Summer Glau
The beautiful and talented actress who is best known for her depictions of River Tam in Firefly and Cameron Phillips in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
Summer Glau by Dagger33 February 14, 2009
Anal Glaucoma
boss: hello boss here
employee: yeah i need to call off work today
boss: why?
employee: I have anal glaucoma.
boss:what the heck is that?
employee: i just cant see my ass coming to work today!
employee: yeah i need to call off work today
boss: why?
employee: I have anal glaucoma.
boss:what the heck is that?
employee: i just cant see my ass coming to work today!
Anal Glaucoma by kristi ashe April 26, 2005
Word of the Day on December 11, 2022
anal-glaucoma
I called work and took an anal-glaucoma day. I'm still hung over from last night.
I took an anal-glaucoma day from school. I just could not see my ass anywhere but home today.
I took an anal-glaucoma day from school. I just could not see my ass anywhere but home today.
anal-glaucoma by Raina Thomas December 14, 2008
Glaurung
A major character in Tolkien's book The Silmarillion, Glaurung was the first and one of the greatest of the Uruloki. Although without wings, he could breathe fire and cause hypnosis and was a formidable adversary. He played a crucial role in Nirnaeth Arnoediad in routing the elven armies, and later led orkish forces in attacks in Beleriand.
As the forces of Nargothrond, inspired by Turin, became increasingly assertive, Glaurung launched an attack on the previously hidden city, using a bridge built to enable the city's elves to go to war. He routed and burned the city, slaying many of its defenders, including Gwindor.
He hypnotised Turin, sending him on a wild goose chase to Mithrim, and later Nienor, who developed complete amnesia as a result (hence her marriage to her brother Turin).
Slain by Turin as he came forth against a host from Brethil. Turin attacked his vulnerable underside, mortally wounding the dragon.
As the forces of Nargothrond, inspired by Turin, became increasingly assertive, Glaurung launched an attack on the previously hidden city, using a bridge built to enable the city's elves to go to war. He routed and burned the city, slaying many of its defenders, including Gwindor.
He hypnotised Turin, sending him on a wild goose chase to Mithrim, and later Nienor, who developed complete amnesia as a result (hence her marriage to her brother Turin).
Slain by Turin as he came forth against a host from Brethil. Turin attacked his vulnerable underside, mortally wounding the dragon.
rectal glaucoma
Boss, bad news the doctor has told me I have a serious case of rectal glaucoma.I have to stay home and self medicate.
rectal glaucoma by Herb Erber January 14, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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