certified glazer

To go above and beyond the normal.

If you off your ass doing what you need to do you are a certified glazer.

by Certified glazer September 7, 2016

glamerican apparel

a reference to the popularity of american apparel in the nightlife/hipster community. first used by the band DAZZLESTORM! in the song GLAMTHRAX.

what is everyone wearing to that deck indie rock/electro/obscure 80s disco dance party in that warehouse loft in williamsburg? glamerican apparel, duh.

by michael farley November 20, 2006

Bill Glazer

salty ass cracker who can't pronounce the V in Vagabond often associated with cappin

Man this guy from the east coast is a total Bill Glazer

by Accordingtous March 25, 2020

Archie Glazer

A guy who goes to school in Vermont.

Archie Glazer is in my school.

by small cock sucker 82 April 27, 2021

Glazer Lazer

A incredibly well respected man. He has the personality of an angel and the face of a God. He really is someone who is kind, caring and loving. He tends to really love women by the name of Lauri Epstein(the most beautiful girl in town). Glazer Lazer also has a big lazer which is euphemism for his large penis that drives the women cray cray! oh and he also has a killer 6-pack!

Wow!! Check how perfect that guy is?? He must be a Glazer Lazer!

by The G Lazer June 3, 2013

gooch glazer

1. A male who ejaculates onto another males gooch.

2. A person who enjoys the act of putting their mouth on a male's gooch.

3. Used as a derogatory term.

1. Dude. Why did David let Rlo cum on his gooch.

2. Erica's a freak dude. She just kept moving down til she was kissin my gooch.

3. Jesse's such a gooch glazer. He couldn't get a girl if he drugged her.

by dball September 15, 2007

pole glazer

stripper

Mary got a new job, she is now a pole glazer over at the Landing Strip.

by Johnny Law, Esq. May 11, 2009