Gamminstinct

The gut feeling that gammon (the pork meat) is nearby. An inexplicable knowledge of the whereabouts of a gammon steak.

"Peter had exceptional gamminstinct and always arrived in time for gammon, egg and chips"

by Dunc Slamm June 3, 2014

glimming

The burning or smoldering of a lit cigarette or cigar.

The building burned down after he tossed a glimming cigarette butt on a pile of oily rags.

by CardCatalogger July 28, 2016

glomminated

taking a dump in a trash can

I glomminated in the trash can.
That glommination stinks, man!

by Matt Glomm May 14, 2005

Slow-gramming

A word that refers to dreadfully slow programming or coding rate.

Man I am waiting on his code, I wish he would stop slow-gramming.

by zimlance February 25, 2010

Glamping

Glamour + Camping
It's a lie that dumb hippies tell themselves. Camping is sleeping outdoors, usually in a tent. It's already barely camping if you bring along an RV. Going to a resort and calling it glamorous camping is ridiculous!

Yuppies think that their hotel resort next to the woods with their room in a yurt qualifies as 'glamping'.

by Virilitas May 10, 2018

Glamping Attire

When swanky people dress up for a fun night on the town.

Glamping attire requires, for example, a perfect pair of jeans and killer heels.

by campergirl December 14, 2012

Glamping

A term used when two men or humans with the male genitalia run toward each other naked with erect members. It is relatable to jousting but without horses or clothes and armor.

Hey, Randy do you want to go "glamping" this weekend?

by Jack Henry September 19, 2019