shit-glazed

The resulting sheen of feces on one's penis after anal sex.

"Wow. Look at the ass on that slut!"

"Ya, I wouldn't mind getting shit-glazed by her!"

by hooligan0068 February 13, 2010

glazed gay

n: a homosexual male who tans too much and uses too much hair product, make-up, and lip gloss, thus rendering himself in the likeness of a glazed donut -- tan with a bit of a frosted coating

LeatherBear1: "Look at that little thing! It is the middle of January! You do not have a natural tan in the middle of January!"

LeatherBear2: "And skin doesn't naturally look shimmery either."

LeatherBear3: "He's a glazed gay. We could eat him in one bite!"

*growling hungrily in unison*

by BTheWordMaker April 13, 2008

glazed potato

A glazed potato is when you blow your load up your girlfriend's ass, and she then takes a shit. The turd is the 'glazed potato'.

after hours of intense anal sex, my girl later presented me with a glazed potato for a little after-bonnin' snack.

by bone verchard, goddamn retard June 11, 2006

Glaceon

Glaceon is the best out of all the eeveelutions with its ice powers. U can be walking on the beach and with one look it can freeze u

A wild glaceon appeared

by Otaku169 June 10, 2014

Glazed doughnut

No not “THAT” glazed doughnut. A glazed doughnut is a cooked circle of dough topped with liquid sugar called glaze.

Dude 1: Man I’m sooo hungry

Dude 2: well I got some glazed doughnuts
Dude 1: OH H*LL YEA!!!!

by TheUnderdog(of UD definitions) February 6, 2020

glazed turkey

When you stuff a girls panties in her mouth right before you shoot a load all over her face

I heard you pulled a glazed turkey last night on your girlfriend

by That Guy#2 November 18, 2013

Glycedo

Glycedo's are great people and love to be with their homies and make money , also is a very loving person and can make All most anybody laugh and have a very huge penis get you glycedo they are the best to come across

Glycedo was so cute and he was in my heart when we did it.

by 12764 March 13, 2017