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Girthmaxxing

the act of stretching your "peenar" in the x-direction, like a longitudinal wave mayhaps. it should be complimented by the act of jelqing to prevent chodemaxxing.
Hey im girthmaxxing right now to hentai furry porn so my peenits can be nice and long for her when i see her.
by Gorg (Pimp) Flod March 15, 2024
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Girthmaxxing

Girthmaxxing is when you take both your hands and place them on your erect penis on each sides,you then pull those sides apart in a six flags joker ride motion,allowing your peepee to be thicker than your average iphone
“You don’t need to be jelqmaxxing,nobody wants a thin little Weenie.you need to be Girthmaxxing.”
by fat old girthy dick February 6, 2024
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girthmaxxing

When a person stretches out their penis on the X-axis. This is done to achieve a soup-can-like appearance to the penis and achieve maximum girth; as opposed to jelqmaxxing.
My penis is built like a bucket thanks to girthmaxxing.
Have you seen John's Penis? He's been girthmaxxing now it's built like a redwood stump!
by Ukrel69 February 6, 2024
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girthmaxxing

The act of increasing your penile girth.
I recently started girthmaxxing and my girl can't get enough!
by Father_Terry February 27, 2024
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girthmaxxing

The process of increasing penile girth through means of jelqing, pumping, or manual exercise.
“Hey dawg, can you lay off the girthmaxxing? You’re tearing my asshole up too much and it’s giving me the runs.”
by Jelqlord 69 March 12, 2024
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