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girlfriend 

something you don't have :(
me: don't have a girlfriend

you: that is very true :(

national hug your girlfriend day

every fucking day go give your girlfriend a damn hug loser
boy 1: dude! it’s *some random day*! go hug your girlfriend!
boy 2: it’s not national hug your girlfriend day though
boy 1: that doesn’t matter you loser! go be a good boyfriend and hug your fucking girlfriend!
boy 2: ok ok i will

National Girlfriend Day Part 2 

For all the guys that didn’t post their girlfriend on August 1st, part 2 is coming up! October 10 of every year. Make your lady happy !!
I didn’t post her for National Girlfriend day part 1 so ima post her for National Girlfriend Day Part 2.

Roblox Girlfriend 

a 7 year old in a relationship with a 40 year old man not even knowing he's a man or that he's 40 also the kid will probably commit suicide when the old man breaks up with him
Timmys mom: timmy why you got a gun

Timmy: my roblox girlfriend left me so im gonna commit suicide
Roblox Girlfriend by AntLord January 17, 2018

Practice girlfriend 

the girl you kinda see or date but never commit to. She prepares you to move on and actually commit to the next girl.
"I was just the practice girlfriend, he left me and now is happy with his new girlfriend, they have a loving committed relationship, something he couldn't offer me..."

girlfriend leech 

A male usually named Caleb that banks on his girlfriend's poor decision making capabilities causing her to spend the money she stole from her ex-husband for basic personal necessities such as teeth, repairing 300 dollar truck, contacts or other such needs one usually pays for themselves. Also see turd or worthless human being.
Have you seen Caleb he's such a girlfriend leech. Requires his girlfriend to pay for everything. He's a turd!
girlfriend leech by Dipshit 468 February 5, 2022