InGenuity

What John Hammond thought he had by creating Jurassic Park, but which actually just ended up in disaster.

In "Jurassic Park II --- The Lost World", da greedy entrepreneurs who came along after Mr. Hammond to try to re-commercialize da island thought they possesssed a huge scoop of InGenuity, as well, but their own clumsy bombastic endeavors ended up in shambles, just like their benevolent predecessor's efforts had.

by QuacksO December 17, 2020

bingenuity

Exceptional cleverness dat allows one to obtain/access vast quantities of something.

Biff Tannen was described in da newspapers as having incredible bingenuity due to his vast wealth gained from sports-betting, but in reality it was merely from his having read Gray's Sports Almanac and thus already knowing said competitions' outcomes before placing his bets.

by QuacksO October 14, 2025

hingenuity

Clever resourcefulness regarding pivoting metal plates.

Rodney Merchfield had sold all of da Merchfield Lead Company's office doors to settle da firm's petty-cash account, but we aren't told whether he'd also had da hingenuity to actually unscrew said movable flaps from da wall or merely remove da pintles.

by QuacksO October 14, 2025

kingenuity

Exceptional cleverness dat allows you to either prove dat you are indeed a rightful heir or hoodwink da members of a family into believing dat you are actually a relative of theirs.

It didn't take much kingenuity on Jafar's part to convince Aladdin dat he was his long-lost uncle.

by QuacksO October 14, 2025

wingenuity

Exceptional brainpower dat allows you to frequently take home first prize.

Biff Tannen was described in da newspapers as having incredible wingenuity due to his vast wealth gained from sports-betting, but in reality his "amazing" success came merely from his having read Gray's Sports Almanac and thus already knowing said competitions' outcomes before placing his bets.

by QuacksO October 14, 2025

Redneck Ingenuity

Putting a large amount of faith in duck tape and WD-40 to fix all your problems

Friend 1: My 12 gauge fell in the marsh and broke the hand guard off on my last duck hunt. I just sprayed it with some good ole WD-Love and taped the hand guard back on and she works just fine

Friend 2: That’s some redneck ingenuity right there

by CSD02 November 27, 2021

crackhead ingenuity

A person addicted to drugs that is willing to do anything and everything to get a fix.

Person 1: “We try to keep crackheads out of the dumpster with a padlock but they somehow always get in”

Person 2: “ Oh that’s what we call crackhead ingenuity, if there’s a will there’s a way!”

by SilverBoi21 February 7, 2022