Gibson

A Gibson is a person who is so uncool that his mom has to pay his "friends". He is very loud and has a Hard time talking to people. He always has an awful posture and as he gets older he will develop back pains. He listens to too much Kanye West Music and has a deathly allergy. He is not to greatest guy.

Vasili: Hey Alex has Gibson paid you this week.
Alex: Yeah he just did.

by lil mama x April 2, 2022

gibsoned

To be taken to task for promoting unrelenting gore-porn as a kind of artistic or spiritual statement.

After viewing "The Passion of the Christ," the uncritical mass of blind sheep were properly gibsoned.

by sam March 11, 2004

Gibson

1. Fountain of poorly-dictated knowledge

2. Mainframe

Before we begin our quest, we must consort with the Gibson, who will serve as an oracle on our journey.

OMG!! STFU or I will hAx0r j00r gibson!!

by pasqua July 14, 2006

Gibson

Gibson, you are literally the kindest person ever to live! You are so thoughtful and always want to know about how someone's day was, Gibson's can get a bit annoying sometimes takes his anger out on you. But to be honest he does care so much, and even when you think he's really pissed at you, HE IS, but just give him some time and he will be the happy, kind, awesome guy he is. Also Gibson's are very musical people, and for some reason most Gibson's play the guitar (hmmm, I wonder why...)

1. Person: "Omg did you hear that Gibson plays the guitar!", Person 2: "Omg I know, he's so good at it!"

by 𝑫𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚_𝒙𝒐𝒙𝒐 October 13, 2021

Gibson

- To be completly wasted and pass out in someone elses yard.
- Someone who has been subjected to Beastiality

"John was completly Gibson at that pary last night"

by J4s0n October 20, 2006

Gibson

Fingering someone in a crowded club while your tongue hangs out.

Dude, Jon totally pulled a gibson on that chick last night.

He gibsoned claire at the bar last night.

by Frisky Dingo 2021 January 20, 2009

gibsoned

to be treated poorly... hated for your viewes and beliefs also to be verablly abused

those people gibsoned me and ate without me.

my mother was so mad she gibsoned me all week.. i get treated and gibsoned on the regular

by sam March 5, 2004