Gaymerican

Progressive Gay Americans

Who says I am Republican? I am a proud Gaymerican!

by gaymerican April 14, 2010

Gaymer

An ascended gamer...

A Gaymer has spent many hours playing games to the point that they have ascended above gaming itself

by Fruit Sald March 28, 2021

Creamy Geyser

When your partner who is lactose intolerant drinks a tall glass of milk and shoots diarrhea on your forehead.

I want a creamy geyser tonight.

by flatfrog September 5, 2012

premature geyser

When you are on your bed beating your cock so hard that your cum unexpectedly flies up into your face and mouth.

Ryan: Dude I experienced a premature geyser last night.

Me: Sorry to hear that man.

by nico jack pepper November 15, 2017

Gilded Geyser

Much like an Angry Dragon, but with urine instead of semen, the partner's nostrils erupt in an Old Faithfulesque spewing of urine out of their nose. Perfect for nose hair removal and works like a charm to relieve any cold or sickness, you should probably try giving your SO one today!

Cascading urine pours from the heavens of his nostrils, Tyrese had never seen anything so breathtakingly beautiful as his lovely mate gave him a precious gilded geyser of love from her vaginal blast.

by Sneed d'Elaine November 6, 2020

Greek Geyser

The action of shooting your load into a girl's mouth full of feta cheese.

"The best part of my trip to Greece was giving seven Greek Geysers."

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

Anal Geyser

After a man anal creampies a chick, the chick gets down on all fours and points her asshole in the air. The chick then convulses her asshole with the pressure of 1,000 atmospheres so as to shoot the cum back out her ass and into the air in a majestic display of cum, shit chunks, blood, and beauty. This act is reminiscent of 'Old Faithful' erupting.

Larry: "Dude I'm quitting my job as a porn camera man."

Lawrence: "Why man? It's a sweet gig"

Larry: "I had to film an anal geyser scene today and got splattered by the spray. That's the 3rd pair of clothes I've had ruined this week because of anal geysers... It was majestic though."

by the_fatrix69 July 16, 2010