Gentlemens Agreement

A verbal agreement established by a Quality Control Manager and made with another person or group of people. It is manadatory that for a gentlemens agreement to take place that a paper trail must not exist, and the party that iniates and finalizes the gentlemens agreement must notify a third party that everything is under control because I made a gentlemens agreement with them. Great caution must be excercised when forming this type of agreement because it is not legally binding in any way and can result in a negative outcome.

I realize that we were directed in writing to correct the elevation of the sprinkler heads, but dont worry because I made a gentlemens agreement to only correct some of the sprinkler heads.

by Magnus Ver Magnussen May 6, 2010

Mexican Gentleman

The act of urinating on tables before, during, or after a meal. Being a Mexican gentleman can be completed in public restaurants or privately in the home. But it is best executed in important occasions such as parties and family gatherings.

Juan was a real Mexican Gentleman at Jose's birthday party. It took the Rodriguez family 35 minutes to clean up the piss-soaked taquitos all over the table.

by Paco Gutierez November 14, 2013

gentlesir

Usually young white beta-males who live on Reddit or 4Chan. They wear fedoras with t-shirts. They open doors for women ("m'lady") or do other nice things not because they're polite people, but because they want to get laid.

Also related: talking about getting friend-zoned, loving V for Vendetta, libertarian politics, thinking they're the smartest person in the chatroom, basement dwelling, etc.

The gentlesir tipped his hat to m'lady and opened the door for her. She was just a random bystander and walked in without acknowledging him. He muttered to himself about how rude women were these days before checking the Reddit thread about anarchism.

by ungentlesir January 8, 2016

Gentle Femdom

A subset of the Femdom family of kinks that emerged in rejection of (what was perceived to be) an unrealistically male-centered, violent, and unsentimental kind of femdom content that is popular on mainstream porn sites.

The gentle femdom community has substantial following on tumblr, reddit, and 4chan, with it's largest presence being on tumblr.

Lisa: I love gentle femdom, femdom is usually too much for me.

by lil-boy-bubblegum October 7, 2017

uri geller smeller

A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.

Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been a Uri Geller Smeller incident! Give it 20 minutes if I were you."

by bromp March 19, 2008

gentleman style

In order to perform in gentleman style, a man must be wearing a top hat and a Mr. Peanut mono-lens eyeglass. In addition, he must perform his thrusts with his fists on his hips, and say "oh dear" when he has an orgasm.

Peter North knows nothing of gentleman style.

by bjergen May 24, 2007

gentleman's knife

A knife that is appropriate to carry with business attire in an urban environment. It's functional and classy without being tactical looking (i.e., without unnecessary, menacing, mall ninja-type features).

Every man should have a classy watch and a reliable gentleman's knife.

by Jake McCoy November 18, 2011