Gertness

understanding without explaining, being charitable, morally generous.

He looked beyond your flaws, that is total Gertness!

by beyond the beyond December 23, 2019

Gert

A sudden, fart-like burst of wind released from the nose when attempting to contain laughter.

The joke was so funny that it made Lisa gert.

by Timbobmak2020 August 15, 2020

Gert

A greeting, often used in place of "hello" or "hey." This word can be used to greet nearly anyone. For instance, in the song "I'm Goin' In" by Lil Wayne, Drake, and Young Jeezy, the line "Hello motherfucker, hey, hi, how you doin'?" can be replaced with the line "Gert motherfucker, gert, gert, how you doin'?"

"Gert, Mr. President."
*Ring *ring, *ring *ring...."Gert?"

by baitcpitewailhmta August 30, 2010

Gert

Adjective/ The feeling of accomplishment, happiness, often used with accordance to bert and mert.

Origins : Canada, Ms Tanino's Class

Synonym: Wonderful Funderful Orgasm
Antonym: Bert

Used In reference Of Frankenstein, Bert and Mert

Aman: This Book Id Gert
Avi: What Book
Aman: Frankenstien
Aaron: Its Mert
Avi: Its Bert
Aman Gert
Aaron: Mert
Avi: Bert

by Applebutta October 21, 2010

Gert

a cat's anus

-dude look at my cat's fuckin gert
-swaaaat

by golden bear September 17, 2003

Gert

A grenade, especially one used in a video game

Damn... son, I just got gerted!

by Crapshooter August 5, 2003

Gert

"Gert" is another way to express hatred without using foul language such as: bitch, cunt, whore, slut, skeeze, etc.

She is such a gert.

by A&A Word January 22, 2011