Gerp

A fool, someone who doesn't listen to sound advice or reason.

Example: Ignoring good advice because you think you know better when in actuality you don't.

Sentence: You should've studied for the test like I told you to, instead you played the game all night like a gerp.

by YoungKingCam22 January 2, 2023

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Gerp

A fool, someone that doesn't listen to good advice.

Example: You could've passed the test if you would have listened to me and studied, instead you stayed up all night playing the game like a Gerp.

by YoungKingCam22 January 2, 2023

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Gerp

Slang for oral sex preformed on a male.

"My girlfriend gave me a gerp last night."

by Ychris77 January 8, 2021

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Gerping

taking a dead pregnant gerbil, putting your mouth between its legs, then slamming your fist on its stomach, shooting the dead fetus into your mouth. Then, chew up the fetus until it's mush and can be spit into a syringe, which is then injected into your urethra. The dead mother is inserted into your anus, and using your anus muscles, crunched and squished around inside your colon to stimulate your prostate with the bones, teeth, and claws.

My friends hamster just died so we spent all of last night gerping!

by KratosOlive1055 January 28, 2025

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