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Gerd

Gerd is a tall, quiet man who can harbour a grudge. Out of the blue he will explode and let his neighbour know why the fuck its not ok to say what they just said. And when he does it will hurt. His best kept secret is his loving heart. I will always wonder why Gerd hides something so pure and true and beautiful. I guess to him his love is holy, thus not to be talked about, shown, communicated, illustrated. Holy is heaven is spirit. The impact of his religious upbringing is self-evident. A force you must respect.

Gerd might not be amused if you offer him the classical chat-up scenario. You know, the sexually loaded, hedonistic approach. Its not deep enough. And Gerd needs deep. Gerd goes and breathes deep. Gerd lives and loves deep.
"Hello Gerd, i heard you like music. I made this playlist just for you. Every song, every rhythm is very meaningful to me and my love for you."
by Krkič June 22, 2019
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gerd

a gun nerd, someone who is obsessed with guns, knowing all the makes, names and facts off by heart.
**** is such a gerd, he keeps telling me about the ak47.
by ruggleboo January 19, 2009
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Irma Gerd

The phrase you say when another Hurricane Irma comes.
by joe_ag March 26, 2019
mugGet the Irma Gerdmug.

Gerd Murnin'

Lane told the pretty lady Gerd Murnin' to impress her with his hicklish
by Ginger0verlord May 15, 2019
mugGet the Gerd Murnin'mug.

Matthew Gerdes

by yeeeeeters December 9, 2019
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er meh gerd

person A : I just found out I"m pregnant!!
person B : Er Meh Gerd
by Wei Li Ting March 5, 2016
mugGet the er meh gerdmug.

Gerd

The ureathra farting much like a queef but for a man
Man last night i heard myself gerd
by Sega homies August 26, 2018
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