Ex.
1
*John walks out of the restroom*
Dave : Hey John, where have you been?
John : Oh, I was in the restroom getting fucked in the ass by
Mike.
Dave : What!? You're
gay!?
Man, my gaydar must be broken.
Ex. 2
Joe :
God, I TOTALLY wanna bang that girl
Tony : Yeah...me...too...she's...hot?
Shaun :
Man, Tony, you're setting off my gaydar. You probably love big fat cocks.
Tony : Damn it, Shaun, your gaydar is too good. Now unzip your pants and let me suck you dry!
Ex. 3
Darl : Fuck, my back hurts.
Joe : Do you want me to give you a back massage?
Darl : ...do you hear that? That's my gaydar going off. And all signs of '
gay' are pointing towards you.
Joe : Fuck you,
man. I just wanted to give you a nice back massage...that's all...then maybe afterwards I can stick my dick up your ass
Darl : Well, that's my cue to leave...so uhh...yeah, I'll see you when you...uhh...turn straight.