GayCube is the name of the 2nd failure by
Nintendo. It was purble and had a handle so it looked like a gayish handbag. Hence Nintendo GayCube. GayCube flopped, because well thinking straight people would never buy such a thing. May GayCube die a horrible death.
The 3rd failure of Nintendo
will be released this year and is called the nintendo
wii.. see? A worthy successor to GayCube.