gawkerstalker

A gawkerstalker is somebody who tracks down celebs and then tells others of their whereabouts, actions , appearance etc.

Gawkerstalkers are all over the city, waiting to catch a glimpse of a celeb!

by joanna moran April 24, 2006

Meat Gazer

One who stares at a man's package.

"Jane saw Russ and couldn't help but be a meat gazer and stare at his package."

by Retro February 17, 2003

Meat Gazer

Someone who enjoys looking at another man's penis when he's at the urinal.

I was taking a piss and the meat gazer next to me was trying to get a look at my junk.

by Gay Basher June 23, 2003

Gawkeresque

(adj.) 1. Of a website, posting a link to someone else's news story and adding value by commenting, "What a douche!" or similar; reminiscent of the popular Gakwer.com site, 2002-2016. 2. Quickly typed.

The high school newspaper's Gawkeresque content made it a legend in Ms. Adams' sophomore homeroom.

by John Peter Zinger December 24, 2022

poon gazer

gynecologist

My wife went to see her poon gazer today. Turns out it's another chick. How hot is that!

by amanis December 9, 2008

crotch-gazer

One who continually gazes at and notices the crotch area - be it front or back, be it man lady or animal.

"Did you see those big ol' balls on that dog?"
"No, but I'm not the crotch-grazer of this group."

"My friend will always tell me when my fly is down; she's a total crotch-gazer."

by June Monsoon October 8, 2013

Meat Gazer

One who stares at another man's package while the victim is not looking.

Jamie notices Freddie gazing at his package on the way to school and says...... "Freddie what the hell are you staring at?......Fucking Meat Gazer"! (Everyone laughs hysterically)

by Diggs the Mountie November 23, 2006