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Robbing the gurney

To date, screw or marry a person that is significantly older than one's self. This would be the opposite of robbing the cradle where you date someone younger. The gurney would be compared to the cradle in that people that are old or near death lie in a gurney.
Dude, did you meed Rob's new lady? He's only 25 but She's gotta be like, 48 years old! He's totally robbing the gurney on that one.
by chico1181 November 22, 2010
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Garnet Valley

a suburban school full of middle/upper-middle class kids. The girls hoard brand names like a chi rat collects joints. The boys like to act like tough lax bros, but we all know they're scared of the dark, and girls (see: wangster). Known for football and a kick-ass extra curriculars.
Rob: Yo man, wanna hit up GRun?
Wiggz: Nah, gotta promote my shitty white-boy rap remix.
Emma: Not another!
Rob: Dude, you have more covers than Emma has Abercrombie tees.

You know what would be funny? to drop off these Garnet Valley badboys in the middle of West Philly.
by garnetvalley August 17, 2011
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Garnette

Garnette is a name derived from the word Garnet which is a dark red crystal. This is a name that belongs to the most wonderful girl you can ever meet. A kind of girl superior to the rest; the most awesome, most beautiful girl in the world (Well.... in my opinion anyway). She is caring, loving and so so smart. She's the one person that will be there for you anytime that you need her, the one who's laugh can make your day, the one who's smile just makes you a little happier, the one who can always make you laugh coz she's just so naturally funny, even when she doesn't mean to be. She is amazing at sports (especially basketball.... coz that's like her favourite sport). Sometimes she may be a little tense and can be very intimidating, but it is only to the ones who don't treat her well. She is a spontaneous, awesome, person. She is extremely hyper and it can be a bit hard to keep up with her but the effort is always worth it. Very lovable, you can't hate her no matter how much you try. Deffinitely very random. Fun person to be around. She is someone you can hold tight and truly care for, because she makes you feel special, because she loves you. And sometimes I can treat her in a way that may make her think that I don't care but that can never ever happen because she is the bestest friend a girl can have and i don't whether or not she knows but I love her so so so much♡♥♡♥♡
Michael: Who's that awesome girl that came over here last night?

Zachary: Oh yeah... That was Garnette..
by JeamieLovesYOU♡♡ October 4, 2015
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Pulled a garvey

to kiss someone of the age of 17
hey dude.......she totally pulled a garvey on him.
by Tiernan February 12, 2008
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Charging Garvey

1. A bullrush type action where you swing your hands back and forth never above waist level until you gain outragous speeds. Named for its creator Andy Garvey.
2. A pissed off white guy.
1. Oh shit, hes Charging Garveying this way, get out of the way.
2. Damn Charging Garvey thinks hes going to get some.
by Don Macwhalin August 21, 2006
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devin garner

by SlapBoi69 November 5, 2019
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Preston Garvey

An infinite source of settlement quests in Fallout 4, you don't have to complete the quests, but they can be great for leveling up if you are underleveled.
Preston Garvey: I have word from another settlement asking for help, I will mark it on your map.
by verymysteryman23 June 11, 2021
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