gandilf

A hot grey haired old man that you would totally fuck

santa is a total gandilf choke me baby

by TheOnlyCoughlin April 13, 2017

Gandalf's Cave

Spot just outside the Watertower in Arlington, MA. Gandalf's Cave is marked by bio-hazard graffiti and the name GANDALF"S CAVE spray painted on the large rock. The spot is commonly used by thrill seekers looking get "sauced". If you are looking for Gandalf's Cave, you can look for the burned area and the trees that have been literally kicked down. They say if you get drunk enough you can see Gandalf himself wandering the area.

Dave: "Joe is absolutely hammered"

Paul: "I know, Gandalf's Cave is the best "

Joe: " YOU SHALL NOT PASS"

by mattcrowley1234 July 30, 2010

Grace Gandolfi

Edgier than anyone on the planet, does most of her damage in the twitter sphere.

I see you posted a picture with a black and white filter and an ominous caption. You are such a Grace Gandolfi.

by Definition station July 2, 2014

Pull a Gandalf

To come back to life after thought dead.

1.OMG he just died!
2. Ohh he will probably pull a Gandalf

by Bailey-0- April 1, 2006

Gandalf Problem

In an academic setting, a misunderstanding or mistake so critical that it will cause you to fail a test. Something so bad that if you told someone about it, they would say, "dude, you are so screwed for that final. YOU SHALL NOT PASS."

Actually no, our exam isn't next week, it starts in 15 minutes... you've got yourself a Gandalf Problem right there.

by betterbeAWESOME December 5, 2011

The Gandolf

When a person is about to cum inside their significant other and they whisper in their ear " a wizard is neither late nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means too. And the couple simultaneously orgasm together.

I want to give you the gandolf tonight.

by Fehtal March 15, 2021

Pulled-a-Gandalf

Whenever a girl and a guy are fooling around and things get very hot but all of the sudden she stops foreplay and does not allow penetration. Obviously the guy stops after her "Thou shall not pass!"

"Man I am really in need of having sex with her"

"Did you not have sex with her yesterday?"

"No, she Pulled-a-Gandalf"

by Atjetechnokatje May 28, 2009