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Gandalf

one who pwnzorz middle earth with a strong pimp slap
Gandalf watched as Frodo and Sam touched each other...
by anonymous June 24, 2004
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gandalf

He's the sexy old magical wizard from Lord of the Rings. He's mad pimpin, just look at his pimp stick. He's been around for generations and just about everyone knows him! He must get what he wants when he wants, if you know what I mean ;)
Gandalf the mofoin' P.I.M.P and the lil dirty hobbit Frodo have a really close relationship. I wonder what happens in the bedroom at night time between both of them.
by Figgy February 1, 2004
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gandalfed

The process of having been pentrated by a large staff or rod, cheifly with sexual connotations
My boyfriend Gandalfed me so hard last night.
by Chimbles2 January 3, 2008
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gandalf

1. Gandalf the grey/white..The powerful Wizard from J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit. Uses wisdom more than magic.

1. Any soft furry cuddly wrinkly man you just want to hold in your arms and run your fingers through the hairs on his chin because his beard is so long and (sometimes) white. Elderly medieval Vikings, Noah in the movie Evan Almighty, the fat man over by the well on the first playable level in Dragon Quest VII for Sony Playstation 2, Moses, an age-morphed Jesus, and of course...Sikhs.
1. I'm glad no Balrog was camping over Gandalf's respawn point in The Two Towers.

2. Did you see that 4 foot tall Sikh? He's such a Gandalf! I just want to pick him up and stroke his beard hairs.
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Gandalf

The act of ejaculating into one's hand and flinging it into the air with a flick of the wrist; reminiscent of a magician casting a spell.
I gandalfed all over her new jacket so she had to go to the dry cleaners.
by Generic Cereal January 14, 2010
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Gandalf

The butler who did it.
We were playing "Clue" and figured out that Gandalf killed Mrs. White in the Conservatory with the lead pipe.
by Gandalf December 28, 2003
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gandalfed

I just smoked a phat blunt and i am gandalfed as fuck right now.
by lil pharaoh March 26, 2019
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