Florida Gaytard

The faggots in Florida who wear orange and blue who think they're actually relevant

You see that drunk guy beating his wife wearing orange and blue. yeah he's a Florida Gaytard.

by TennesseeVolsFuckedYourMom April 26, 2016

Gaytard

Gaytard©- Noun
Pronunciation: (Ga-tard)
Definition: A person that is neither gay or retarded, however acts like they are both.

Examples:
"Look at him out there dancing, what a gaytard."
"Dude, that is totally gaytarded."
"I believe he suffers from gaytardism."

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by Amy Denny September 7, 2006

gaytarded

a word that denotes the actions or personality of one who in fact may not be gay, or retarded, but do or say things that suggest that they may be both. not gay in there sexual preference, or retarded concerning there mental capacities, but gay and retarded in the same way that david spade movies, or montel williams episodes are. gaytarded may be used to denote an object or an idea rather than an individual. the word gaytard may be used to denote one, who in fact, is gaytarded.

fred:bro, i rode my bike too much last weekend and my gooch got all chaffed up!

ted:oh damn dude, i hate that, chaffage is freakin gaytarded!

by beaujangles999 February 28, 2010

Gramtarded

The condition of being retarded when it comes to grammar and/or spelling.

Person A: I thout I have to poop.

Person B: *Thought, *Had

Person A: But than I didn't has to.

Person B: *Then, *Have

Person A: Stop I'm just gramdumb ):

Person B: *Gramtarded.

by IAmMoreNifty June 22, 2010

gabtard

She's a strong-willed, beautiful young girl with a powerful RBF.........buuuuuuut there is one tiny flaw, she lacks the human privilege of thinking. Don't get me wrong she's book smart, but she's completely oblivious to everything around her. Gabtard is not only a person but also a word used to describe any idiot in your life or anyone with qualities and/or characteristics of a retard.

Gabtard is being gabtarded today.
That gabtarded pigeon keeps flying into the window.

by none of your business24 February 8, 2019

gaytarded

1. the state of mind, body, and/or soul when someone is moshing
2. moshing while in a trance-like or possessed-like state

Person #1: So what did you do this weekend?
Person #2: I got gaytarded to some good ol' deathcore.

by Ms.Anthropy April 17, 2009

Gaytarded

Being both gay and retarded at the same time.

That play was completely gaytarded.

by MrBigStuff April 27, 2006