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five gallon fart

When you realize you realize you only had to fart after sitting down to take a shit but you flush the toilet anyways
Joe: I pulled off another classic five gallon fart at Gina’s house yesterday

John: Seriously!? There’s a drought going on in California and you’re out here wasting all that water on flatulence?!
by chunky tinkler May 28, 2021
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Whore's gallon

The exact amount of cum needed to overload a woman's throat, mouth, and nasal capacity causing cum to spray out from her mouth or nose
I haven't nutted in 2 weeks. I'm going to give my girl a whore's gallon
by J0hnfrum September 6, 2018
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Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5
by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022
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courtesy gallon

That extra ~1 gallon a car really has when the low-fuel light shows up on a car's dash. You think you're totally out of fuel but you actually have another gallon to go....it's a courtesy gallon!
I have been driving on this courtesy gallon for a little too long; I should probably go to the gas station.

I was afraid about breaking down on the road but remembered I still had my courtesy gallon!
by colinstu May 7, 2011
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Ghetto Gallon Challenge

Bringing a large amount of any beverage to school or work and drinking it all before lunch. You can also go head to head to see who can drink it all first.
Trey: What are sabby and jenn doing?
Jenn: Just the ghetto gallon challenge fool.
by JennJennx3 March 9, 2009
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miles per gallon

The distance a motor vehicle can travel on a gallon of gasoline.
My Escort gets 34 miles per gallon.
by tradesman July 8, 2003
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10 gallon asshat

1. an asshat of extreme proportions.
2. one who engages in frequent and unwarranted asshattery
by z-minus August 25, 2005
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