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neil gaiman

Awesome fantasy writer of such wonderful works as the Sandman series, "American Gods", "Stardust," and "Neverwhere." Also co-creater of the literary masterpiece "Good Omens," which almost also became the best movie in the world by the creaters of Monty Python, but was unfortunately turned down in an evil Hollywood hype fight.
Yo, Neil Gaiman is the most awesometastic writer of all time. J.K Rowling's got nothing on his shit!
by Cherrykallista July 15, 2006
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Haggard Garage

A youtube channel that panders to children who cannot afford to properly modify a vehicle. They are the epitome of ricers, and they have this idea that if they call themselves ricers ironically that they have defused their detractors (the I <3 Haters argument). Their feature vehicle is a pitiful Miata that begs for sweet release from life. Haggard Garage is the physical embodiment of everything that is wrong with young car "enthusiasts" today.
Adult - Why is that Miata making that god awful sound?
Child #1 - Because Haggard Garage they do it for fun.
Child #2 - Because racecar lol XXDDDD Haggard Garage that's why.
Child #3 - I live in Connecticut and want to go to the Haggard Garage meet, but f*ck I'm 11 and don't have a car.
by swag777 October 13, 2015
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garageball

The game takes place in a garage. There are 2 players. It is very much like racquetball, except the racquet is your hand.

The garage is divided according to the players mutual agreement on what the goal/score lines are.

You must open-hand slap the ball, which is a dodgeball, onto the floor once before the other player can return.

You score by getting the ball past the other player's zone.
You can bounce the ball off the walls, furniture, lamps, etc., but it can only bounce off the floor once.

Drinking is usually involved, and you can expect to break some things; but things you probably don't give a shit about anyway. This sounds strange, but it gets hysterical.
Joe: Wanna play dodgeball?
Blow: What? It's midnight, there's only two of us and we're half drunk in Mom's garage.
Joe: Wanna play garageball?
Blow: Word!
by Antenna Wilde February 17, 2008
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Garage Shits

The sensation of needing to go back in the house to fire off a missile immediately after starting a project in the garage. It's a real momentum killer. If you're ever constipated, head out to the garage and pick up a drill. Instant 💩. #garageshits
I needed to go fix the car but didn’t get anything done because I got the garage shits.
by Captain Walleye November 10, 2018
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Gainaxing

A law of physics generally attributed to Anime, in which breasts move independent of gravity and jiggle absurdly with even the smallest motion.
"Dude, did you see that chick?" "Yeah, she was Gainaxing so bad, I thought she'd get a black eye."

"I would run more often, but not even my sports bra can stop the gainaxing. it really hurts my back."
by Chaosweaver November 1, 2012
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Gaara

Character on the japanese anime Naruto. Known for moving sand in any shape as needed(including crushing the life from his opponents), as well as being severly emotionally disturbed.
First appears in episode 20 of Naruto, but better examples of his fighting prowess can be found in episodes 48-50.
by Pablo del Fuego January 15, 2005
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go-gaia

An anime roleplaying comunity.
You design an avitar to dysplay as yourself when you post, you gain gold (Gaian currency ) when you post, you can dress up your avitar with various clothing and accesorys by buying them with gold at the various shops around the map.
"Have you heard of that new toataly 1337 forum?"
"No, whats it called?!"
"Go-gaia.com man!!!"
by Zac Beaumont April 15, 2004
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