Flatbread

What a person is called when they think they have an ass, but they clearly don't.

She doesn't have an ass, she is a flatbread.

by llama.com January 13, 2018

Fatberg

Noun \ˈfat-bərg\: A mass of festering food fat mixed with wet wipes and sanitary products found in a sewer system.

"Given we’ve got the biggest sewers and this is the biggest fatberg we’ve encountered, we reckon it has to be the biggest such berg in British history."

by Dooner P. Jenkins September 5, 2013

fytbl

1.An orgasmic blog on Tumblr.com that contains quality pictures of girls and cars.

2.Best blog on Tumblr.com

Jim:"Hey have you seen fytbl's blog?"

Robert:"Oh yeah bro, who hasn't already?"

by JayWoo May 24, 2012

Fatbag

A medium pizza, rolled up and deep-fried. It is officially called a pizza roll. Usually ordered when intoxicated. The favorite food of drunk St. Lawrence University students. If eaten sober, the first few bites tend to taste quite delicious. The same can't be said about the last few bites. THE ultimate diet killer, hence the name "fatbag."

"I was so drunk last night, I called Sergi's and ate a whole fatbag by myself."

by Larry and Muffy April 16, 2006

fatburger

the little known fast food chain owned by magic johnson.

my grandma got a heart attack from too much fatburger.

by deliman April 30, 2005

fatbitched

verb; to avoid or ditch

Hey, you fatbitched me last night. We were supposed to play poker.

Don't fatbitch me for that ho.

by omkrmyhobby June 25, 2009

Flatback

A white chick who has no ass. She's usually skinny and piles on the make-up to make up for her lack of back.

Bobby: I thought that chick at the supermarket was hot until I passed her and noticed she didnt have an ass.
Jake: Yeah, she was a flatback fosho.

by Jimbro39 September 5, 2022