Human Futon

A friendly girl who enjoys showering with entire athletic teams and has more random guys pass out on her than a Frat room futon.

Wow Katy, you and the entire football team? You are such a human futon.

by Hey Buddy July 2, 2008

Sewer Fusion

When two guys manage to spread their ass cheeks wide enough to secure an air tight fit between their ass holes.

Flynn and Thompson worked for months in order to spread their asses wide enough to achieve sewer fusion.

by Donzilla June 10, 2009

futon bum

A person who spends all their free time laying on a futon, especially in a college dorm room. They usually lay there all day and watch TV and often sleep on it.

Dude, Brian has been on the futon for the past 18 hours! He's such a futon bum!

by Don't worry who this is February 24, 2008

Fuconomy

Short for "fucked up economy".

My retirement account is gone. I can't get a car loan. My company just laid off a bunch of people. This fuconomy is killing me.

by Dot2003 December 21, 2008

Futson

An extremely large vagina, or someone with an extremely large vagina.

Guy 1: So, how was Amy?

Guy 2: She's a futson, dude. I almost got lost down there.

by TGBU August 29, 2009

furongee

A Twinky with yeast filled cream, that someone unknowingly eats on a Monday morning

Hey tiny Ken, did you enjoy your date with peeaira, bet you had the taste of furongee in your mouth Sunday morning!

by #dump1 April 23, 2021

Pube Fusion

The action of a male bush intertwining with a female bush. Usually during intercourse.

I just had pube fusion with a hairy Russian lady.

by croatianmarko December 2, 2009