Fungal in the jungle

Genital warts.

"I would have gone home with Tiffany, but I heard she has fungal in the jungle."

by JR PAPERSTACKS November 1, 2011

fungalate

fungalate basically means to have three dots in a triangular shape drawn on your arm.

"Hey, Jim, Wanna fungalate with me?"
"WTF?"
"Oh don't worry. Me and Bill have already fungalated. It doesn't hurt."
"Okay."

by Katrina n Georgie November 8, 2006

Fungdunkulous

Something of a overly Ridiculous or overly accessive measure.

The Gamecube Controller is such a Fungdunkulous design.

by Shodredux August 2, 2008

Fungasmic

1 So fun it's orgasmic

2 something that causes a Fungasm

3 something So batshit awesome the seismic waves sent out by your reactional climax starts earthquakes in Manchuria, killing thousands and precipitating the 3rd world war. Shunned by your friends and rejected by your children, you fall into a deep depression, eventually committing suicide at the tender age of 35.

A: That party was crazy!

B: No s**t man, it was f**king Fungasmic!

C: Hey guys, did you hear what just happened in Manchuria?

by Bu2 January 12, 2011

fungal wood

A stinky penis

“Man your penis is stinky Logan!” “Yeah I know I got fungal wood

by Lil daddio9 December 16, 2017

fungitarian

-someone who eats only fungus

-a great way to one-up all of the vegetarians and vegans, ending their preachy holier-than-thou attitudes about food

Tom:"I'm a vegan. I won't eat anything that can feel pain."

Dick: "Why do you hate vegetables so much? I'm a fungitarian: for breakfast I had a cremini and shiitake smoothie."

by monsterwurm May 28, 2010

fungler

Someone who spends too much time and money collecting digital goods. Like a stamp collector, but for imaginary things.

Have you seen Joe's fungler collection? So weird. But he's rich though, so he's got that going for him.

by MemeNerd March 29, 2021