it's your funeral

if you do it, you will suffer all the consequences!

Go ahead, buy that worthless piece of junk. It's your funeral!

by Light Joker May 10, 2005

funez

A funez is a male, typically of latin/Hispanic ancestry, who is abnormally obsessed with fronting on social media when it comes to celebrity and fame. He will do anything to appear to be more important than he is.

Did you see his post on Instagram?
Don't even pay attention to that funez, that picture was taken 3 years ago

by Broseph Smith July 10, 2019

funemployed

People who are unemployed and using the free time to have fun and explore new areas in their lives while they wait for their next job opportunity.

"Hey, man, I just love being funemployed now. I can have all day and night to enjoy my life and have fun, instead of working for The Man, you know."

-- overheard at a watercooler in a public library in Longmeadow, Massachusetts, June 29, 2009

by PRwiz101 July 3, 2009

funemployment

a happy time in one's life when one is not employed and is not wanting to be employed

people wonder how I pay my bills when I'm on funemployment

by JBMason March 17, 2004

funemployed

The state of being without a job, yet having lots of time to enjoy fun activities during otherwise normal working hours.

Hermina is funemployed, so after her workout on Wednesday morning, she went down to the beach and joined her other laid-off friends for a barbecue with margaritas and horseshoes.

by goo wyko February 5, 2009

toilet funeral

A "funeral" in which a fish or other pet is flushed down the commode.

A "toilet funeral" usually takes place after the "tragic" and "sudden" death of a short lived pet such as a goldfish etc.
Not many words are spoken during a toilet funeral but you can distinctly hear the blessed sounds of water flushing from the Porcelain God.

Imagine your child's fish dies after a day and you're glad that it is gone but your children won't stop whining about it.

To make the whiny bastards feel better you quickly say,"Look we are going to have a "toilet funeral" for Dorothy #1, I mean Dorothy #2, or whatever the number kid..."

"Ok Daddy/Mommy Can we invite my friends over?"

(Flush Noises Repeatedly....)

"Now is good honey"

by THE FLOOSH June 15, 2017

funemployment

The condition of a person who takes advantage of being out of a job to have the time of their life.

I spent all day Tuesday at the pool; funemployment rocks!

by Mr. Brief August 24, 2006