too bi to function

when a bisexual person is too wrapped up in their sexuality tho focus on anything else.

"you know i heard niomi's too bi to function."

by dontjudgemeimbi#love April 5, 2016

totally functional human

A human that in social settings seems normall but if you look closer it is just a mirage and you see just how messed up they truly are.

That guy over there in the corner is a " totally functional human "

by Crystalice111 May 24, 2018

The Function

A term used by people that do the dance called jerking, the function is where everyone is jerkin like where alot of battles are at, and where crews rep themselves.

(Example1)
Jerk1: Ay, meet me at the function tonight, the rangers are about to be there.

Jerk2: Ight, but ay are we about to get off there?

Jerk1:Yups

(Example2)

Jerk1:Since your talking so much trash bro meet me at te function see who wins.

Jerk2: Alright be sure to bring your crew.

by @Thatjerkoholicnigga August 17, 2010

To get functioned

To be a beneficiary of a malfunction.

Dear , the Toyota didnt stop, why did I have to be the one to get functioned

by jeffbo February 17, 2010

Trig function

A use for the mentally retarded.

Sarah Palin's son may one day grow up to be a greeter at an Anchorage area Wal-Mart. This would be his Trig function.

by Trajork December 6, 2009

hip to the function

Understanding of the prerequisite conditions for an event or institution, including but limited to parties, relationships, and using slang.

How you gonna tell me I can't get in the club with this outfit? Bitch you ain't even hip to the function.

by soulbaby07 May 14, 2016

Toxic function

Some random shit that you take to pen and teller show and it works .

An example of Toxic function:
Eggshells+0*(some shitty numbers)

by Alistera July 9, 2018