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functioning homosexual

A functioning homosexual is a gay person who has not given
thier life over to the drama associated with their sexual orientation.
A homosexual who can pass as straight when the need arises.
Someone like Will on Will and Grace.
Gay Dude 1: It's amazing how calm Bob was when Brucie had
his meltdown at the GLT meeting last night.
Gay Dude 2: Bob is very good at keeping it together, he is quite
the functioning homosexual.
by jsd9632 December 18, 2011
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Functioning Drug Addic

Kennii G
“I’m not a drug addict, I’m a functioning drug addict
by Jake Balinton March 5, 2022
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High Functioning Fool

Someone who possesses intelligence or creativity and uses those abilities to come up with clever or inventive methods for engaging in foolish things
Although she was hailed as a genius in her field, the renowned scientist's eccentric experiments often showcased her identity as a high functioning fool.

A: "Have you heard about Professor Thompson's latest project?"
B: "Oh, you mean the one where she attempted to create a perpetual motion machine using rubber ducks and bubblegum?"
A: "Exactly! It's mind-boggling how someone so accomplished can come up with such bizarre and impractical ideas."

B: "Well, she's definitely a high functioning fool. It's like she puts all her intelligence into finding unique ways to do foolish things."
A: "True, but you can't deny her ability to think outside the box. It's just a shame that her brilliance is often overshadowed by her unconventional choices."
by Man_Of_Medan June 13, 2023
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functioning member of society

Elena: the f in men stands for funny
Chris: the f in women stands for functioning member of society.

men are superior
by schriss69 May 20, 2020
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high-functioning neurotypical

A neurotypical with just enough autistic traits to be tolerable.

These positive traits include:
Not needing to make small talk
Not playing head games
Not playing office politics
Prefering function over prettiness
Not complaining that you hurt their feelings every five seconds
Willingness to discuss things over e-mail rather than phone (bonus points if they prefer this)

In time it is hoped that these neurotypicals might learn to pass for aspie.
This website was designed by a really high-functioning neurotypical, you can tell because it actually works.
by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006
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high functioning fangirl

a girl who is insanely in love with Sherlock and quotes him at random
by SuteKyo December 8, 2014
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Functionista

Someone who consistently wears situationally appropriate clothing.

Anyone who dresses purely according to the dictates of function, in response to actual weather conditions and in pursuit of personal comfort.

The opposite of fashionista.
Prior to climbing the mountain the functionistas gathered at the trail head to triple check the pit zips on their gor-tex jackets, prime their camelbak hydration systems and compare multitools.
by Todd Zerger August 7, 2007
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