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masturbates furiously

Masturbating at a rate likely to cause friction burn.
Dude, wtf was Crowley doing this morning?

He was in early. He masturbates furiously when nobody is around... I wouldn't use that computer if I were you.
by 4th, disgusted March 6, 2008
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FuriousFruit

literally so freaking sweaty like wtf stop being so sweaty. he also promised his viewers a new video but never freaking did it because he's too sweaty with skyblock or something.
Person 1: Yooo did you see furiousfruit's new video?
Person 2: No? Bro he scammed his viewers he wont ever release a new one
Person 1: Oh shoot you right
by Frosty Nap December 22, 2019
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Fearious

The panic induced anger that comes from a lack of preparedness, usually resulting in an embarrassing and preventable death.
His fearious flurry did nothing to quell his immanent end but, to seal his fate.
by VicariousX June 26, 2016
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The fast and The furious

Inspiration of everyricer, dream of every teen and thoughts of every chav.
The fast and The furious is filled with modified cars, hot girls and 1/4 mile drag races that last for 2 minutes.
The fast and The furious influenced the world in many ways:

-Made every JDM tuner a ricer.
-Made every teen a future ricer.
-After that every supra is faster than a ferrari.
-VW Jettas are beaten by S2000s
-Having a big gaping WANG and a Bonnet scoop makes your car faster in drag races.
-Dodge chargers can do wheelies but can't dosge trucks.
Dawg i've just seen The fast and The furious, I wanna put some kool 20' rimZ , a bonnet scoop and a big WANG on my FWD dodge neon to make it wheelie like DAT BAD-ASS charger XDDDDD
by So much VTAAK January 25, 2016
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Fularious

The superlative form of the word hilarious is formed by combining 'fucking' and 'hilarious' to create fularious. Fugly is a similar contraction that adds fucking to the front of an everyday term to add emphasis.
Barry: I'd pay money to watch Mike Tyson chili dog Jenna Jameson. That would be hilarious.
Lazy: Me too. Imagine him giving her a dirty sanchez afterwards all while he is wearing his boxing gloves. That would be fularious!
by Lazynutz August 30, 2005
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furious justice boner

1. The hard-on a man conjures in order to rape the man who raped his son.

2. Term of endearment for a penis named 'Law' when it achieves erection for vigilante use.
plinky4: I'd like to believe that I could keep a furious justice boner going for at least an hour.
by ehdawg December 2, 2009
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falarious

The movie we watched wuz so falarious
by nicci March 28, 2004
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